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March 7002
Ok friends its been a while since the last release but the last release will not be the last release. Coinciding with
the following releases 1000 people will be wrestled. Not all at once but one at a time. With each defeat of one of the
1000 people a new album will be released. This wrestling match will commence this summer and last until all the wrestling
is done. I hope you have been training.
New releases planned and they are these:
Fuck Hits Combo - These guys are gay RELEASE DATE: Sometime during the 'Aqua-month'.
NightShark/Friends Forever - Night Music - Gay RELEASE DATE: Aqua-man-day
Friends Forever - Bunch of compilation pieces anthologized. Suprisingly, lots of rap music here. Gay
Feburarity 5002
Good News. Ngwtt is now accepting Pay Pal for your convenience. Of course for those who prefer to use
the United States Postal Service, this method is still available. New News soon.
july 20000000000004
-If anyone can help, we are trying to put together a FF tour in the south this fall(october) but hardly
know anyone who can help us arrange a show.
If you can help we would be in debt to you. Please help us come rock you in your home town.
-also if you live somewhere in the midwest and could set up a show by all means contact us.
If you can help send email
Here: The Friends Forever Southern Help Email.
ferburary 20-1984
April 3urd 3024
IT'S FINALLY HERE MY FRIENDS!!! THE AMAZING 2ND LP BY TRES QUATRO!!!!
This sort of album will be a regular #1 album in the year 2018 and
beyond, we wouldn't put it out otherwise. You see Tres Quatro is a HIT
MAKER, not necessarily of today but of tomorrow and beyond. Most of
the hit makers of today are really just suckin off the hit makers of
yesterday. Thanks to the amazingness of band like Jet and others we
can enjoy hits today that sound like they were made just yesterday.
TRES QUATRO on the other hand busts the hits of the future. Upon
listening to the new Tres Quatro album your first reaction may be "Whoa
bro, this ain't no hit of today, nor does it sound like a hit of
yesterday." after saying this to your self a big fat guy may storm into
your room and say, "No my small friend this is a HIT of tomorrow." You
will now understand. Enjoy before it's to late!!!
-Nate
-nate
ferburary 20-1984
I've got some bad news. For many years I was led to believe that
we as humans only used 6% of our brains. I dreamed that in the years
to come when we started using 15% of our brains we'd be able to move
objects without our hands, and 25% we could float across the Atlantic
with just our brain power alone. At 75% capacity, shit, I couldn't
even fathom that shit. I dreamed when we humans could finally use 100% of
our brains we'd be bright orbs of light. Well, sorry folks I just found
out we are using 100% of our brains.... sucks doesn't it. I guess that 6%
bullshit came from some study back in the 50s. Some new test say we're using the
whole fucking thing. Please tell me it's wrong.
-nate
novEmBer 23s '84 or so
Tres Quatros new LP, "1," should be finished up shortly. In NGWTT time
shortly could be 253 normal days... We shouldn't have fucked around with
Time. Once Josh figured out how to slow down time with his
Ebbinazilator things have gotten weird.
Gang Wizard will be touring the west coast up and down so check out
their blasting show; it will be awesome. Gang Wizard lives in mass
population Time so don't worry, these dates will probably be normal to
most of you. Here's some more info:
More Info For You
-nate
novEmBer 4'd 1906inth
Redid some of the site after tiring of the look o' it. No new releases but Plenty
still available... thinkin about makin IT so you can USE paypal.
JULY 16nd 1993
"Peaches is the only other thing I've heard from today's underground
scene that SLAMS quite like this."
-BLASTITUDE webzine-
The above quote was used to describe MAMMAL, the one man power force
from Michigan. Now some of you might be pretty upset if you purchase
MAMMAL's new release from ngwtt entitled FOG III expecting a male
version of Peaches. MAMMAL, rather, is about the most in the red sound
blast as one can reach. Blastitude is correct though, MAMMAL does SLAM
and the new cd FOGIII is SLAMMIN'. FOG 2 as you remember was more
JAMMIN'. Now FOGIII is a re-release of a cassette put out by Animal
Disguise Recordings in 2002, it is also a sequel to FOG 2, an you know
that one JAMS. FOGIII will be out very soon!!!
-nate
JULYian 1nd, the 2003
I've got some words of advice for everyone DON'T FUCK WITH NATURE OR
YOU"LL END UP KILLING EVERYTHING. If you hear a baby bird stuck in the
walls of your house screaming it's head off let it die. Unless you
know it's an adult bird don't rip down your wall to save it. Also
don't believe bird experts when they say it's okay to put a baby bird
back in it's nest after you've touched it. They're full of shit.
You'll end up killing every baby bird in the nest, and they'll rot
within your walls stinking up your whole house reminding you with ever
whiff that you killed em all.
-nate
Tuesday, May, 2003
New Releases! Buy Scummerai, Buy Tres Quatro, Buy Uscochi. Info on the
Scummarai release is readily available in the catalogue whereas info
on the new Tres Quatro and Uscochi are less forth coming but surely will
be available next time you look.
Tuesday, March something
Hey folks, I think the media is doing fantastic job at presenting this
war as if it were a super bowl. I hope U2 gets involved somehow. I
also think we need more songs of freedom, I don't think 9-11, gave us
enough. It just so happens during this very very very important fight
for the freedom NGWTT has a lot of new shit coming out. I'm not sure
how this happened, a bunch of us were working on separate albums and
they all seemed to get done at the same time. What's most exciting is
how uniquely different each album is. Here's a list of future brain
fun which should be available in the coming weeks:
TRES QUATRO------1 (12" vinyl only)
I can't say enough good things about Tres Quatro. Mike Buckley (Tres
Quatro) makes sounds that split my head apart, not in an extreme way,
but very subtly. Tres Quatro sounds are immediately interesting and
one could just leave it at that, but I tend to be an obsessive
individual and Tres Quatro is obsessive music. Due to their musical
subtlety Mike Buckley's songs don't scream at me to listen to them.
Instead they reveal themselves slowly, when my ears are ready. He's a
trickster too, I just recently got an auditory joke he did on one of
the tracks after listening to it for the tenth time. This is his
second 12" album and it's incredible. I can't believe he does all this
stuff on a simple cassette 4-track.
USCOCHI (12in vinyl only)
I really love this album, for me it's comes at the perfect time. Levi,
the fella behind Uscochi, has made a very naturally balanced album.
The album concentrates mostly on surrealistic acoustic guitar pieces,
but flows very naturally into harsh noise songs, and into tracks of odd
drum machine structures. It will make more sense when we have mp3s you
can listen to.
ZOMBIE-ZOMBIE/FRIENDS FOREVER (split 7in)
This will be the most terrifying 7in released this year. It will
make the Blair Witch Project look like kindergarten (it already was),
it will make The Exorcist seem like a really funny movie, it will make
shit your pants with fear, it will make this lame ass war seem totally
lamer, it will make any Stephen King book seem like a hack novel. This
my friends is that terrifying.
SCUMMERAI--------Double Crane, Flesh Scoop Essential (cd)
This will be a soundtrack from the Scummerai in action. Scummerai is a
super huge onshore oil/death rig that appears in certain parts of the
country so people can watch it perform it's functions. NGWTT will be
releasing an album explaining the important duties of the Scummerai ,
you the listener can hear first hand what it's like to be an oil rig.
***Last but not least I wanted to suggest checking out
www.melonexpander.com
it's Professor Cantaloupe's new label. He only
has one album out so far but it's incredible, you should buy it. I
can't wait for more. He has told me some of his future releases and
they sound exciting. His passion for the avant-garde will spread to
you very soon.
-nate
Tuesday, Februrarian the nth, 2003
Ngwtt (at least the Friends Forever material) now has distribution
but I can't remember the name of the company right now. If your
local indy store doesn't carry ngwtt products demand them!
Thursday, Januaquarious the xith, 2002/3
I received this from nate in the email. Please read it.
Here's the new Friends Forever news.
Januury 22, 19789
Sorry, misinformed. Friends Forever's 4-track is dead, not them. They
just got a new one and are ready to blast off.
If You Know what that Means, Thank you.
Tuesday, January the thh, 2002
Hello,
*First, I must say the fella who puts this site together is amazing.
His name is Johnny and he's a wizard at this computer lore. Thanks Johnny,
for a black kid you amaze even me, I'm sorry us white people enslaved your
race many years ago.
*Secondly, The Flame Shooting Tires Tour was great fun and I must
thank Hugh from the Lowdown for putting it all together. Speaking of The
Lowdown, they are absolutely positively amazing. I loved watching them
every single night. They craft the best songs in my book, I can hardly wait
for their next album. I must also make a couple shout outs to Johnny X and
The Grodies (HOLYSHIT), The Wives (FUCK), K.I.T. (MUTHAFUCKER) man you guys
all exploded.
*Thirdly, I have to thank Arrington De Dionyso for his wonderful tunes.
Arrington your character makes me laugh within and I loved watching you tap
into strange worlds every night.
*Lastly I wanted to thank everyone for coming out to the shows. For
black people you guys are all so cool. I apologize for my race for enslaving
you guys so many years ago. Thanks so much for coming.
love,
nate
Tuesday, December the thh, 2002
Friends, Please Note the following:
* The new Cock Fight! Cd, Boneyard 2, is set for release January of 200#!
Features members of other bands. Also other bands feature members
of that band. Using this as a basis it is reasonable for you to
purchase it to research the matter further.
Also
* The Lowdown and Arrington De Dionyso are going to let Jeanie Gauteaux/debasor
(as Fawns R' Us) and Cock Fight! tag along on a westcoast tour in January 2003.
Please come and then later leave.
Also
* Feel Free to ask for anything for free.
Monday, September 17th, 2002
Hi.
Friends forever have returned from their tour with explosive results.
They were so kind as to have it chronicled on video with should be available
soon thru this website.
Cock Fight's! new hit album should be out sometime at the end of the year.
Sunday, July 21st, 2002
A Whole Mess of Updates.
Let's see, first off is some Friends Forever information. The new E.P.,
Title Wave City is now out and available for a mere $10.00; now that is value...
Also The Friends are prepared for there gigantic east coast 20 city tour in August.
Dates and places should be posted here withing the next week. For more info go
to the Friends Forever section.
As you probably know N.G.W.T.T. loves to young people. In this spirit a new
section on this web site entitled 'Teens and Children' will be appearing in the
upcoming days for young people and those who like to look at young people.
Especially young girls. I am a 30 year old man.
Wednesday, April 24th, 2002
Look Out America!
Yes my friends, we have an enemy in our midst. On our own soil!
Behind our homes! Invading our childrens minds! Worse than drugs or
AIDS! And it's everywhere bro'!
What am I warning you about? Well sit down and prepare yourself
for this hard factual news alert...
The enemy is corporations! I mean do you know what they do?
Let me inform you my friend, it's not pretty:
1. The corporations exploit blacks, women and any other minorities.
They actually market products (if you even want to call it that)
to white middle aged males! We can't let this racism and
oppression continue!
2. 'They' are only concerned with money! 'They' will build and
produce a lot of stuff to sell and completely do so only to keep
consumerism alive! Smash your T.V. bro'.
3. A lot, if not all, corporations destroy our planet by wasting
natural resources and creating lots of garbage. Did you know
that if you took all the trash from all U.S. corporations and
piled it together you could make a complete replica of the Rocky
Mountains? That, bro', is a lot of trash.
4. 'They' support communism and will not be happy until we bleed out
our collective anuses and die on a pile of their product! bro.
5. Corporations have been proven to intermingle with our government!
Its true! There is much proof of this in any anarchist bookstore.
Check out some anarchist bookstores bro.
6. Those dudes are not our bro's bro.
Don't be blind! A good way to fight back is knowledge. I recommend
watching the movie Fight Club. In addition to all these sweet ass fight
scenes it is a great stepping stone to opening your mind to these new ideas!
Tell your friends all this stuff too bro! Don't let the corporations win.
I mean just look at the word 'corporations' and try not to shiver. Now that
I have totally informed you of all this information we will prevail.
-Your friend Josh 2002
Saturday, April 20th, 2002
Updates:
The new CockFight! release, "Bone Farmer", is nearly completed and
will hopefully be out by June. Please save your money as it will
be very expensive (around $65.00 per Cd). The reason for the high
cost is due to the high probability that hardly anyone will want to
buy it. It is likely that only 3 or 4 will be sold and we would
like to come as close as possible to getting our money out of this
release.
Friends Forever is currently working on an explosive 3 record set
(each record will be sold separately) that should be out by Summer.
Your Friend in Marketing.
December 25th, 2001
I've been super sick lately, reason being my entire immune
system broke. It collapsed some time in July, and has laid me out since.
The primary cause of my body's destruction was too much party not enough
nutrition. I was consuming large amounts of drugs, and little or no
vitamins. I tried to maintain the party for a short while until I got so
sick I couldn't even move. I was like the fat dude in "The Meaning of
Life," if I had one more drug I'd pop. Naturally everything stopped cold
turkey, so not only was I half way dead, but I had to endure a hell
greater than a 1,000 bad trips. I do recommend drug withdraw though, and
I don't mean drug bouncing, like kicking cocaine or heroin by taking up
drinking, or cutting the edge by smoking more pot. No way, one must try
to quit them all. It is an experience of total horror, yet is far more
enlightening than any drug I've ever had....
...Any ways what was I talking about?...
I've loathed the internet ever since it began. Vows have been
made never to touch the thing. Both Josh and I believed it to be the tool
of the aliens. (Which it very well may be.) When I had to get an e-mail
to correspond with our CD manufacturer I felt like a chump. I kept it a
secret from Josh because of shame. The funny thing was he too got and e-
mail around the same time and felt equally as dumb. This story is
ridiculous. It's only in writing this update that I realize how moronic
we really are. I still hated the internet but had no choice but to use it.
It wasn't until my liver quit working that the thing saved my balls. I
wanted to avoid doctors because their only solution is more drugs, and I'm
not even sure they believe in true total health. The internet hooked me up
with liver support and withdraw remedies plus several other ideas. It bought
me enough time so I could find the proper way to fix my immune system. I
told the aliens of the internet I'd help them once I felt better. I didn't
know how until the other day I woke up, and knew I had to make this site.
That’s why this has been made. I’ve learned a great deal through out this
process. Mostly that I make a pathetic junky. If one wants to be a good
junky they should eat proper well balances meals. Everyone knows that can
never happen because malnourishment and drugs go hand in hand. If it was
any other way it’d make people nervous. And most importantly pride clouds
truth always, so enjoy our many releases now that you can finally find them.
Love, Nate
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