2003/4/5/6 and 7 news

Aquarium, 2007.

Does anyone look at this anymore? Yeah, night music is still planning to be released. It will be a split with Friends Forever and Night Shark. Should be sax related.

maY 27. -today-

Here is a show that u might come to if your in the: DENVER COLORADO USA area: AT:
Nates RV
37 Kalamath st---thru the gate

ON:
Saturday june 3rd, 2006

Donation: none


Come, then later, leave.


Februarian of the olympiad the 14th, 2006.
On March 11th, 2004 Friends Forever recorded a collection of Smooth Jazz/Noise songs. This was never released. Ngwtt is releasing this collection in the coming few weeks or whenever enough money to make CD's can be obtained or whenever whatever obstacles to making it are gone.

March fourth, 2wo thousand five.
After realizing every combination of notes and sounds has already been played, Friends Forever disbanded. But Josh Taylor's Friends Forever, Josh's new anti-patriarchy band, will be touring west coast in Mid March. None of those dudes that were in friends forever are in it , instead its these one bitches.

Febuarius the elexeth. 2005.
The RE-ISSUE of the material found on the Space phonographic lathe cut split album has been released on DeathBomb Arc in Compact Disk format and is available.
In addition to the music contained on the original there is several minutes of new material. This material is available.



Octo-ber thru Mid-November.
'The Doctor Is In' 2004 tour.

First Denver. Van door catches on fire during 'USA' style firework. earlier curtains caught on fire. then FF leaves.

FF arrives in Chicago and Drives for an long time looking for place making many turns and stops. Police stop ff before they play twice. That town is hard to play.

then in Detroit play around an bunch of deserted looking buildings then guy spontaneously joins Hale Zukas and plays them a acappella song he did about how his brother died in the Gulf War. he then explained the commercial potential of his song. then Randy asked for cigarettes

Then went to New York, played a 'benefit', slept at colins house, then left New York.

Then played in New Brunswick in a basement. Then the New Jersey municipal police department investigated the ambulance that Hale Zukas was driving for signs of terrorism; they raised many concerns. Then everyone was thankful that minds like these are fighting terrorism. Then we get ready to give guy who lives in nearby town ride home but guy, though not technically lost, is not sure where he lives or how to get there. We leave him in New Brunswick. He looks disoriented as we leave.

Then went to boston; shut down before they play, move, then shut down 7 or so minutes into set. then randy asked for cigarettes.

Providence, Rhode island. then buddy ship played then their set ended. ff played game of 'shamrock vs. Dr. Intensity'. FF lets the audience win.

Then Palmer massachusetts. we get some great posters and buttons Then the first in a series of burns of various degrees, these burns don't prevent randy from asking for cigarettes.

Then the Kids of Allentown go fucking insane and take shit apart during S vs. Dr I.. Played inside. Then we sleep at M Kosleff moms house. Then Matt's mom talks really loud to her cats early in the morning.

Then we go to ciara's house and do this hippy-style cleansing ritual to de-vibe it. Then we eat Philadelphia cheese steaks in Philadelphia. Afterwards randy asked for cigarettes. Then a bunch of bikes follow us for 15 blocks or so. we played and it rained. People were donationally generous, thanks.

Then played(inside) in Baltimore on a very rainy day. The next day Corn Dawg came over. he told us about a website directory for paid research volunteers.


Then it was the 'Road to the Super Bowl: Bloomington to Jacksonville' 2004 tour. Then drove all day to play at Carlos house. It was the final day of the 30 day 30 show series at his house. One show was a 24 hour melee of noise in which carlos played a 24 hour long performance. Apparently part of it was done while he was sleeping. Then ff set up in front of some place where this hippy jam band was playing. then a tattoo faced guys tells us he refuses to attend all shows at carlos house because they are bullshit. a bunch of midwestern college types walk by as part of their college experience.

Then went to nashville and played in Taiwan Deth backyard. then this little dog got sprayed by sparks. then randy asked for cigarettes. Then sat in empty nearby houses swimming pool.

Then went to chattanooga and walked across this long bridge. then some girl bitched about the price at the door.

Then burnt hand real bad in Winston salem. Then roommate brings out the first-AID kit and gives Lead Singer AIDS.

Then played outside a in a storage unit lot in Charleston. People take a few moments to watch before returning to whatever gray late night tasks they are carrying out on their friday night at a storage facility. Randy-Cigarettes.

Then in Ashville Meth lady tells FF they cannot play in her parking spot. ff moved to the street and played a full set. FF sees Bucket Head without his bucket on his head. They don't really mention it to anyone, not even to randy.

Then played the SUPERBOWL! set in Jacksonville Florida thus paving the way for the Denver Broncos to also have an 'all-star' performance. The Broncos didn't lose a game during the time FF was on the road. Unfortunately the Broncos kind of fell apart at the end of the season. Maybe next year with some new talent, who knows?


Then the 'Cyber punk 2004' tour began. In Birmingham a Haunted house was near where ff was going to play. the police immediately stop it; no show in Birmingham. Then the lead guitarist gets punched and mugged while looking for a payphone, an event that happens to him with increased frequency. He had no wallet for the rest of the tour. burned-boy visits the hospital. Then gets charged $150 for really very little.

Then in New Orleans, they play this rave-style thing. then it rains and ff plays until something breaks. then they go to get an amp from inside and a man was doing a break-dance-esque dance with a glo stick. randy smoked one last time. then the tour ended and FF went home, sorry Texas. Then Lead Singer gets another bill from the hospital for $200 bringing his grand total to over $350 for having some lady look at hand and say, "keep it clean." Always use false names in Emergency Room situations.
In conclusion ff says thanks and sorry.

9/11
We are set to leave in a couple of days for places east of here. We are touring with HALE ZUKAS who is BEYOND ANATOMY. Teeg ysue V OLN El enrle pe u er ugs. Q jui tes mpy HALE ZUKAS is ATOMIC!!!

Here are the Friends Forever/Hale Zukas tour dates.

SEPTEMBER 18nd------CHICAGO, ILLINOIS at CAMP GAY -with Robot Mandala, Robert Mandella and Vaux
SEPTEMBER 19st------DETROIT, MICHIGAN at BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR -with Redrot Hive Mind and Charlie Draheim
SEPTEMBER 21th------NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK at Asterisk Art Project -with Tyondai Braxton and Dan Friel
SEPTEMBER 22rd------SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY POSSIBLY
SEPTEMBER 23nd------BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTES -somewhere; still working on it -with Dreamhouse and Fat Worm of Error
SEPTEMBER 24st------PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND -The Okie Street House -with Buddy Ship, Work/Death and Badman
SEPTEMBER 25rd------PALMER, MASSACHUSETTES -The Shed -with Parts and Labor and Fat Worm of Error
SEPTEMBER 26st------ALLENTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA -Jeff The Pigeon -with Up With People.
SEPTEMBER 27nd------PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -At some spooky old factory -with Skeletor, Dancing Skeletons, Skull-Face
SEPTEMBER 28rd------BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -Another spooked out factory -with Bleeding Demons and Space Camp Kid
SEPTEMBER 29st------LOUISVILLE OR SOME OTHER CITY. -at some random corner -With U2
SEPTEMBER 30dd------BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA -In Carlos Basement:804 s. rogers st. -with Carlos new band called The Shamrock Shakes
OCTOBER 1st----------NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -Hair of The Dog if approved -with your band and your friends band
OCTOBER 2nd---------CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE -Ziggy's -with Janitorial Violence
OCTOBER 3nd---------WINSTON/SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA -werehouse -with Cool-Skull and Weird-Bone
OCTOBER 4th---------CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA -Felix Street -with Fluffy Scrumptious and Vaux
OCTOBER 5th---------ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA -Vincents Ear -with Skeletal-Bitch
OCTOBER 6th---------JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA -The Pit -with Pleated Slacks Of Violence and Depleted Lesbian
OCTOBER 7th---------BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA. maybe.
OCTOBER 8th---------NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANNA -working on this one
OCTOBER 9th---------HOUSTON, TEXAS -Southmore House HORRIBLE NOISE FEST! -with: Bully Pulpit, Necrosis, and Organ Failure
OCTOBER 10th--------MAYBE AUSTIN, MAYBE FORT WORTH, MAYBE JUST GO HOME


August-o-rama. From the 'month-o-rama' series of months that the government is having in 2004
A Sincere thanks to everyone in attendance in august ... We had a Blast! Josh got attacked by irritated restaurant patrons! No shit!
Much appreciation to the foot village kids! Big thanks to Ben Wolfenshen for always being such a great host and going out of his way to make our stay pleasant. And thanks to friends and strangers who made us feel welcome in their homes and home towns...

-also-


The audience of one project

We are currently seeking an audience of one that Friends Forever could play for. This audience must consist of an individual we do not know. Nobody else can come to the show but this person. It cannot take place in Denver. The cover for this show will be 5$ which must be paid. We will provide a promotional flyer made for this show which must be used to promote the performance. All advertisement costs, costs to cover promotional items, It will be BYOB. Click here for further details.
Thanks

July 11teenth, 2004 fiscal year
Heeveryone who ivsoutt. If yore nobored ong Friends Forare gonna br wh foot village at he nd of Jul/ginning of Augst. Please come see us then leave. Here is our itinerary from the foot village website:


- Thurs July 29 (Pamona, CA at 51 Buckingham w/ Child Pornography and Dreams go Disco) [august 18th, Josh got attacked! July 29th R.I.P. josh's attacker.]

- Sat July 31 Early Evening--SHOW STARTS AT 1 PM - (San Francisco, at Bands Against Bush at Potrero Del Sol Park (25TH and Potrero) w/ Mae Shi, [D] yellow swans, caesura, foot village, curse of the birthmark, 7 Year Rabbit Cycle, Cold War)

- Sun Aug 1st (Oakland, CA, at Grandma's House 2002 Myrtle St. w/ Hale Zukas, Quem Quaeritis and Bludfart)

- Mon Aug 2nd (Davis, CA, under the freeway between X, W, 6th, & 8th - 9pm w/ Livid Breathing Music-featuring Troy and his hair who developed the famous hairstyle called 'the sacremento troy')

- Tue Aug 3rd (Arcata, CA, at 1039 14th St., 95521 w/ Quem Quaeritis)

- Wed Aug 4th - Wed Aug 4th (Cascadia/Pacific Ridge , OR 60 mi east of Eugene at Mutantfest - 3pm w/ Monster Dudes)

- Thurs Aug 5th (Olympia, WA at Red House w/ Monster Dudes)

- SAT Aug 7th (Portland, at Tropix at 120 NE Russell w/ Gang Wizard, Good For Cows, 7 Year Rabbit Cycle)

- Sun Aug 8th NIGHTTIME (Tacoma, WA at at some record store, info soon)

- Mon Aug 9th (Boise, ID in the alley between 9/10th streets and miller/myrtle streets w/ Monster Dudes)

- Tue Aug 10th (Grand Junction, CO?)

- Wed Aug 11th (Denver, CO at Monkey Mania 2 w/ Zombie Zombie)

- Thurs Aug 12th (New Mexico?)

- Fri Aug 13th (Arizona, at The Phix 1113 NW Grand Ave / Phoenix w/ My Little Red Toe, and Reindeer Tiger Team)

- Sat Aug 14th (San Diego, CA) (at the Che Cafe with My Little Red Toe, and Business Lady)--------Leaflets will be handed out at this performance

If anyone can help, we are trying to put together a FF tour in the south this fall(october) but hardly know anyone who can help us arrange a show. If you can help we would be in debt to you. Please help us come rock you in your home town. -also if you live somewhere in the midwest and could set up a show by all means contact us.
If you can help send email Here: The Friends Forever Southern Help Email.

If you want to contact FF for non-southern tour help concerns please use this email: non help email If you want to contact somebody in particular Go here

June as well, 2004 season
If anyone can help, we are trying to put together a FF tour in the south this fall(october) but hardly know anyone who can help us arrange a show. If you can help we would be in debt to you. Now we dont necessarily need a venue per se; remote parks, abandoned industrial area's, peoples back yards or whatever would work as long as it is a place where we can play for a reasonable amount of time(at least 15 or 20 minutes is great, 30 is better, and as long as we want is best). Please help us come rock you in your home town. -also if you live somewhere in the midwest and could set up a show by all means contact us.
If you can help send email Here: The Friends Forever Southern Help Email. If you want to contact FF for non-southern tour help concerns please use this email: non help email If you want to contact somebody in particular Go here


June or so, 2004 season
Finished many things this month, expect a re-issue of split 10inch with Gang Wizard onto compact disc, a few compilation pieces and small west coast tour in august. Meanwhile, Nate is planning a month long excursion into the strange and violent world of arts and crafts. We wish him well.

May thethed, 2004 season
Friends Forever is mostly recording recorded material right now. Availability of this material is unknown. We discussed touring more towards fall.

Apriloid the 17neth, 2004
Friends Forever will be playing in Los Angeles California on Saturday May 8th at the Cotton Candy Octopus Land Festival. Also performing: J. Mitchell Simon, K of W High, , Hi Hopes, Aralina Ping plus DJ Professor Cantaloupe and vegan potluck (please bring something). It will be at 7 pm at The Smell -247 south main st- (www.thesmell.org) located in downtown California. Feel free to attend this very special event if you live in the Los Angeles metropolitan area. Thank you.

March the 8ed, 2004
Friends Forever will be doing a live broadcast on Wednesday 10th (mountain time) at midnight kgnu 89.5 (in Boulder). You can get a webfeed of the rock show @ www.kgnu.org Please tune in if you dont die before this.

Februaqurious the 1nt, 2004
Friends Forever is still taking a break. Josh is planning Debaser tour on the west coast with Zombie Zombie this spring so be sure to attend. FF will be playing on May 1st with the amazing DeerHoof at the Larimer Lounge in DENVER which is in COLORADO. Please come and see us then later leave.

October the 15est, 2003
Friends Forever have decided to spend the rest of the winter playing vigil's. If you are having a vigil, candle-light or otherwise, please let us know; we will bring the violence.

October the 10st, 2003
Friends Forever are home and doing things they do when at home. Thanks to everyone who came, everyone who helped to set up our shows, and everyone who let us crash on their floors. No thanks to: 'ms hollywood', Ritchie of Provo, Tims, that greedy guy, doormen who threaten to notify the proper authorities, guys who yell fag at us from their car, and man with socket. Sorry Pittsburg, Detroit, Chicago for non-existant/impossibly brief sets. Maybe next time.

Septimbre the 6thith, 2003
These, Friend, are Friend Forevers Tours date that are lefts, for now.

September
11th Lincoln, Nbrzka ??????!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!!!!???!!!!?!_?_____------_--_--
12th Columbia, MO 5pm @KCOU radio 9pm @Engineering West Auditorium MU campus
13th Cincicatti, OH @Semantics Art Gallery w/Pod Blotz, Hair Police, Cotten Museum/Black Tent, Happy Party
14th Akron, OH @ Lime Spider w/ Hella, Pankration, Six Parts Seven
15th Baltimore @ Tarantula Hill w/ Pod Blotz, Panicsville
16th Philly, PA @ a parking lot
17th Allentown, PA 5pm @Jeff the Pigeon w/ Air Conditioning, Human Host
18th Boston, MA @ a place on enjoyment
20th Providenve, RI @Providence Civic Center w/ Gold, White Mice
21st Palmer, MA 5pm @ the Shed
22nd NYC,NY @ Europa w/ Lightning Bolt, Plate Tectonics, Necronomitron
23rd Pittsburg, PA @ an enjoyable place of enjoyment w/ Tom Savini
24th Cleveland, OH @ Pat's in the Flats w/ enjoyable bands
25th Detroit, MI @ Detroit Lions Training Camp w/ Detroit Lions
26th Chicago, IL w/ Pod Blotz, Fat Worm Of Error

October
5th @Minneapolis, MN @ Destijl/ Freedom From FEST

Please come then later leave.

Junith the 12ith, 2003
Friends Forever will be touring this august(west coast), september (east coast), and either october or november(southern half of this nation). I have no idea where because Josh is keeping locations secret from me. You can get a vague sense of where F.F. will be by looking at the load tour page. Thank you for attending these performances.

-also-

Friends Forever's Kill ball should be available at your local indy record store so please buy it. As of the writing of this 142 copies have been sold.

-also-


Junith the 12ith, 2003
The following is a translation from english to greek by an unknown individual using unknown means then back to english using a crappy web translator:

"The Friends Forever announce that perjode'boyn only in the Nebraska and Utah. They feel the necessity to gain bigger projection in so much important markets as them. In few years perhaps perjode'boyn and in other parts of country, as the Delaware, Wyoming and Montana.'

First, note it is The Friends Forever instead of just Friends Forever. Next, perjode 'boyn is said to be done in only the Nebraska and Utah. Then the rest. Why they printed that phrase is unknown at this time.

May 21ng 2004
Load Records will be putting out the next Friends Forever album, so if your reading this you must now buy it. In fact you must purchase every album in the amazing Load catalog. They are creating a brutally vicious army of rock that will liberate you, so if possible you should also send your taxes to Load instead of the government. Load won't spend your precious tax money on bullshit like police or presidents, instead Load will build an amusement park. It will be called DEATHWORLD FUN ZONE.

May 4ist, 2003
Not much news still, looking like FF will be touring sometime in the August/September region of the year. Played for these 7 guys in Canyon City. Playing out front of the place called the Fox before the melvins/tomohawk concert on May 10 in Boulder, Co. Oh yeah, Friends Forever latest movie, which documents 2002's Summer of Explosions tour in Mexico, is available through ADR: Animal Disguise Recording. Anything Else? No, not at this point.

March 22ood, 2003
Friends Forever agrees. SXSW is SXBS.

March 11-teenth, 2003
Friends Forever will be playing Friday, March 14th in Austin. I am not sure where or what time other than it is in some parking lot or other. Someone probably listed it somewhere or made some flyer so look for that.

February 24st, 2003
Friends Forever is now an arena football team.... The Denver Friends.
also, you have the right to demand.


February 16nd, 2003
The second of the 3 E.P. set is nearly complete. It will be un-hearable.


February 1th, 2003
Friends Forever have announced they are only going to tour in the Nebraska and Utah area's for a while. They feel it is necessary to gain more exposure in these important markets. After proper exposure is gained they will shop their demo, entitled demo, to the majors. Perhaps in a few years they may tour in other parts of the nation such as the Delaware, Wyoming, or Montana area's.


January 11st, 2003
ATTENTION: Friends Forever have died.



Upcoming plans...

Work out some decent plays.

also

Work Lats, Gluts, Abs, and get some Cardio.

also

Friends Forever is working on their new Demo called Demo.



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